Contrary to what you may have heard or assumed, my collaboration with the New Moore Police Department does not make me your enemy. I certainly didn't ask to be brought here nor would I prefer any outcome less than everyone's safe return home. However having the skill-set I do and the obligation to uncover the truth, this was my best course of ( Read more... )

Something strange is going on.

( Private, Investigation Team )

( Private. )

I guess since we didnt all die in a firey volcano explosion i should start doin the homework for the past week huh

Someone want to tell me what the deal is with this island? I kind of lost interest in the debriefing after the whole "not real" thing; figured a guy that out of touch with reality himself couldn't have that much information I'd wanna hear ( Read more... )

ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!I am extremely disappointed with the path your development has taken! Most of you can't run more than ten laps - how do you expect to impress our great leaders like that? Even Jackie would be disappointed ( Read more... )

BOOOOMagent orange duck and cover ( Read more... )

Hi everybody!  Merry Christmas!  Um, if you didn't have anything else going on this evening, you should all get your butts over to my apartment, so we can celebrate!  I had to punch out a blonde kid for the last christmas cake in the bakery, too, so you'd better appreciate it!  Um, and I have presents for everyone.  Sort of.  And it's really boring ( Read more... )

I was taken! TAKEN! Though I don't suppose any of YOU noticed, too busy with your holiday cheer and your woodland creature ho ho hodowns and your mistletoe gangbangs! Too busy with your BLATANT CONSUMERISM! Too busy to notice poor Joshua being snatched while filming his night vision scene. New Moorians, you're all no better than MY PARENTS ( Read more... )

( Private to Naoto )